You've just arrived at your fuck buddy's place, and he's ready to get down to business. You start making out and groping one another with your clothes on. Then he slowly lifts your shirt, runs his tongue up your stomach all the way up to […]
Tag: muscle
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of Anonymous Ass
Last week's edition of Betty White's head! It's hard for me to choose between these four asses, especially since three of them may belong to the same person. Is it wrong that I love the guy who wrote "fuck me" on his cheeks? It's so […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cayden Ross
Initially, I didn't pay too much attention to RandyBlue newbie Cayden Ross, and I couldn't really tell you why. His body is practically flawless–flat abs, bulging biceps and some amazingly thick legs. And with all of that, his face ain't half bad either. In fact, […]
Everything Butt: The Bodybuilder
Now I know porno bodybuilder Vince Ferelli is versatile, but I won’t be complaining if he gets a reputation for being an excellent muscle bottom. His ass, and pretty much everything about him, is a work of art. The buttons on my pants are about […]
Drawn To You: Bracer Jack
Freelance designer and 3D graphics wiz Bracer Jack calls these pieces "senseless doodling", but we can think of a few senses that his muscle-boy drawings trigger! Sure, this isn't the kind of art you'd see hanging in a museum, nor is it intended to be. […]
A Bruno That More Of You Might Care About
Not interested in seeing Sacha Baron Cohen in Bruno? Well, maybe you’d rather see Brazilian model Bruno Canaan‘s cock in a new photo-shoot for G Magazine. Call it “dated” if you will, but I’m loving the vintage look of these shots. While I’m not crazy […]
Everything Butt: The Pedestal
Have you ever seen a picture of a guy's ass and thought, "Damn, that booty must be photo-shopped"? That's how I felt after I saw this shoot of Italian model Alex Marte for Beautiful Mag. I've been studying these images so hard to figure out […]
Greg Grunberg Probably Doesn’t Look Like That Naked
Greg Grunberg had big roles on Alias and Felicity, but he's primarily known as the mind-reading cop Matt Parkman from Heroes. Celebrity fantasy-art extraordinaire Male Ero Painter recently gave him a brush-job, and it's not exactly how I'd imagine him naked. I've always found Grunberg's chubbiness […]
That’s Not How To Put A Sweater On, Silly!
Model Paul Francis is looking good in the latest issue of DNA magazine, but he seems to be a little confused about getting dressed. Do you think you could help him out? I would, but my hands are, um, "full" looking at the other pictures […]
Woof Alert: Jean Franko
There's something about Spanish porn star Jean Franko's gruff scowl that says, "I will fuck you like I hate you", but you may be surprised to learn that a stellar smile rests beyond those lips. With his beard, hairy chest and tattoos, he is the […]