There’s this show on Starz about gladiators called Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and it is RACY. The producers know that they have gays in the audience, because there’s plenty of sweaty warrior muscle running around. Grappling with each other. While naked. This show is AWESOME. […]
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Support Your Troops… By Sitting On This Dildo!
While this may look like your average dildo, it’s actually molded from the schlong of a rugged, 6’4″, blond hair, blue-eyed U.S. Marine. His girlfriend is auctioning it off on Etsy for $55.00, along with some random paintings of flowers and grass. We hate to […]
Random Question: Does Camming Count As Cheating?
You wouldn’t believe some of the questions that come into my inbox. Just because I happen to write about porn and sex for a living, people assume I’m this all-knowing authority who can dish out advice like the experts. Not the case! No matter how […]
Flashback Friday: Ron Raz
Obviously, every nude model from the seventies to eighties wasn’t a hairy dude with a thick beard, mustache or… um, mustache? Seriously, after last week’s Flashback Friday post on Butch Gaylord, we originally intended to go the twinkier route with today’s update… And then we […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ted Colunga
Calling all fat cock lovers! If you like a thick shaft that'll stretch your lips, then you should probably meet Ted Colunga. Before you even see the monster that rests between his thick hairy thighs, this guy is already giving off a dominant top presence. […]
Caption This: Pinocchio
Today's caption-worthy image takes the spirit of the
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cayden Ross
Initially, I didn't pay too much attention to RandyBlue newbie Cayden Ross, and I couldn't really tell you why. His body is practically flawless–flat abs, bulging biceps and some amazingly thick legs. And with all of that, his face ain't half bad either. In fact, […]
Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?
Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or […]