Starring Mickey Taylor + Boomer Banks, Bray Love, Topher Dimaggio and more. I really like this song and this video is such a bummer! This could only be sadder if Adele was singing it. Totally rained on my Saturday afternoon: I mean, how good […]
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English Porn Stud Mickey Taylor’s Got a New Video
Good morning! As I may havee mentioned, I’m a big fan of Mickey Taylor. That guy has a good head on his shoulders, and that head is pretty fucking handsome, and also he’s a really solid bottom. Those are not qualities that roll across the […]
Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing
Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel […]
David Guetta & Nicki Minaj: “Turn Me On”
If you didn’t enjoy Nicki Minaj‘s latest release “Stupid Hoe”, perhaps you’d prefer this thoroughly generic dance track she made with David Guetta? “Turn Me On” is the fifth single from the French DJ’s latest album Nothing But The Beat, and the video just came […]
You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
Britney’s New Video: Hot Cops And Facials
Britney Spears’ new video for “I Wanna Go” dropped today, and…fun! Yeah, it’s not bad. Her eyes look a little less glassy than usual, and she seems to be having a good time for once. Does anyone else think that her handlers keep her all […]
Katy Perry’s Ab Master: Richie Nuzzolese
Not only is “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” the only Katy Perry video I can stand sitting through (thank you, Kenny G. and the newly redeemed Rebecca Black), but she gave us some new wank candy by featuring model Richie Nuzzolese! He’s the vid’s varsity letterman […]
Beyonce’s Feminist Club Anthem Has A Video
Beyonce and her lingerie-clad lady army are taking over the post-apocalyptic desert from these trifling men! Beyonce’s first single off the upcoming 4, which initially sounded like a mess, might grow on me because the video is hot. Fierce dancin’, fierce clothes, and most of […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Grand Finale
Judging from our Facebook feed, people have very strong opinions about last night’s season finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race. As you may already know, the three remaining queens–Alexis Mateo, Manila Luzon and Raja–put some bass in their walk for RuPaul‘s newest music video “Champion”. Truthfully? […]
Aural Only: Low
Want to watch over four minutes of John Stamos looking atrociously handsome? Then look no further than Low‘s new music video for “Try To Sleep”. No, this isn’t a belated April Fools’ Day joke! Whether you choose to believe it or not, motherfuckin’ Jesse Katsopolis […]