I wouldn’t mind seeing it, would you? My weird crush on Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman has been well-documented on Manhunt Daily. I’ve written about jizzing on his face. I’ve written about him jizzing on my face. And I’ve written an entry with his […]
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]
Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what happened to me over the weekend! While I was all up at Wendy’s deepthroating a Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger, these five fine motherfuckers rolled up with their DICKS out. My jaw dropped down to the floor, and I was straight […]
At 50 years old, former gay porn star Colton Ford has a better body than I’ll ever have. You might already be aware that he branched out into music back in 2003, but even if you’re not, here’s what you need to know! He’s still […]
While editing our interview with Trevor Knight, it occurred to me that I never shared our original interview with Chicago rapper Big Dipper. As some of you know, we posted a salacious “interview” by Boulangerié Knowles, in which she claimed she had sexual relations with […]
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
This is the gayest thing that ever happened to the world. If I admitted to you how much I enjoyed this mash-up of The Golden Girls and Cher‘s new single “Woman’s World“, then you would probably never want to have sex with me, so I’m […]
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
There are definitely some gems on English electro-pop singer Little Boots‘ sophomore release Nocturnes. Early buzz track “Every Night I Say A Prayer” still might be my favorite of them all, but I can definitely get behind the album’s two singles, “Motorway” and “Broken Record“, […]
If you’re the kind of person who has never really listened to music written prior to 1950 or gets bored when anything other than popular dance music comes on, then the chances are you’re, at the very least, willfully naïve and you should feel bad […]
