Steve Grand looks like this. One could argue that this has nothing to do with the semi-viral success of his “All American Boy” music video—which I somehow avoided watching until today due to laziness and a series of disparaging tweets from The Sword‘s Zachary Sire—but […]
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Nice Song, Justin Timberlake, But Where Is Your DICK?
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
Robin Thicke Wrote A Song About His Big Dick.
It’s like Robin Thicke was born with his marketing plan already in place with that last name. Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” is currently in competition with “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk for the song of summer 2013. And he just released another track (featuring Kendrick Lamar) […]
Exclusive Interview With Conquistador
Conquistador, real name Alexander Antebi, has quite the resume. In 2007, he placed first in the Imperial Moustache category at the World Beard and Moustache Championships. He’s also recorded with Latin Grammy nominated band Kinky, appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards in a pink […]
I Interviewed Big Dipper & His Goofy-Ass DICK Made Me Want To Twerk Like A Motherfucker!
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! I was super turnt up to interview my girl Big Dipper. He’s going to be shaking his FINE hairy butt on stage in the Accidental Bear Queer Music Tour, and you just KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is ALL about supporting […]
Exclusive Interview With Logan Lynn
Logan Lynn’s musical career has been a roller coaster ride from the very beginning. From his first professional music effort at 17, a mixtape, that ended up causing him to stay off the stage due to stage fright, to climbing back into the spotlight with […]
Exclusive Interview With Rica Shay (Which, I Swear, Is Not Entirely About His Butt)
Rica Shay has a great butt. Honestly, it was difficult to interview him about his involvement in the Accidental Bear Queer Music Tour without asking filthy questions about which positions he likes to get fucked in or how he likes his rimjobs… Yet I somehow […]
Exclusive Interview With The Accidental Bear, Mike Enders
Mike Enders, who you quite possibly know as The Accidental Bear, has a big month ahead of him, with the launch of a five-city concert tour kicking off right after the 4th. Running up and down the West Coast and then crossing over for a […]
Annie Is Here To Save The World.
Here’s what you need to know about Annie! She is not a singing ginger orphan. She is, in fact, a singing blonde Norwegian. She once had a cat named Joey, who was named after Joey Ramone and Joey McIntyre from New Kids On The Block, […]
Miley Cyrus Is An Adult Now. Okay?
Here’s the music video for Miley Cyrus’ new single “We Can’t Stop”. It’s Miley Cyrus rolling around, throwing absurdist hipster sex at us because she’s an adult now, and it’s done with a quirky VICE Magazine/Polaroid visual aesthetic, and that makes it edgy in a […]