If you’re all allowed to jizz over Chris Messina queening out to Aaliyah, then I’m just going to say what’s on my mind—voguing is damn sexy. It takes practice, talent and massive control over your body to pull off those moves, and while I’d be […]
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Justin Bieber In The Best Softcore Faux-Lesbian Porno of The Year
Jokes about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian are so played out, but really, how can you watch his new music video and not think about it? The pint-sized singer has basically appropriated every aspect of lesbian culture, right down to the style, swagger and […]
“If You Really Must Know, I Masturbated To Porn Online”
The title of this post is a lyric from Hey! Hello!, a band who became something of an overnight success when their self-titled, fan-funded album zoomed up the UK charts earlier this year. My first instinct was to describe them as “cock rock”, until I […]
Katy Perry Is A Dumb, Melodramatic MESS In The “Unconditionally” Music Video
The verdict is in, my friends. Katy Perry is not a true artist like Mother Monster. The visual for her latest failure “Unconditionally” has arrived, and it’s a flashy affair covered with snow, ball gowns and owls in an attempt to distract you from the […]
Justin Bieber & R. Kelly Spit-Roasted Me… With Their DICKS!
HOT DAMN! Now you know that Ms. Boulangerié Knowles KNEW that Justin Bieber‘s a grown-ass man at 19 years-old, but I was NOT aware that he was packing somewhere around 19 INCHES in those jeans. This fun-size motherfucker just STRAIGHT UP knocked on my door last […]
Rihanna Looks So Ferociously Fierce In The “What Now” Music Video!
Haaaaay, daddies! It’s your boy Gay Duncan reporting for duty to serve you curvy butch queen power bottom realness with a side of the best music you will ever hear in your life. Bajan pop princess and inspirational role model Rihanna has gone goth for her […]
Don’t Let Him Stop: A Thoroughly Inspiring Interview With Rapper I.K.P.
A few hours after interviewing I.K.P. for Manhunt Daily, I sat here at Manhunt headquarters, closed my eyes and really listened to his new song “Smilin’ (Don’t Let Me Stop)“. It had been a long, emotional week where I kept beating myself up for stupid […]
It’s Time For Some Perfect Pussy!
Yes, I’m sitting here in Manhunt headquarters writing about a band called Perfect Pussy, who most of you won’t listen to based on the name alone. Why? Because they’re noisy with unintelligible lyrics like “god knows you’d burn a witch to warm your hands” and “her […]
“Don’t Wait ‘Til I Put Up A Fight”
I’ve been familiar with Mapei, mostly as a rapper, since the days of MySpace. These days, she’s expanded her sound significantly to include influences as diverse as gospel and Swedish club, and this musical evolution has resulted in what might be her poppiest (and best) […]
You Better Get All Those Huge DICKS, Lily Allen!
YES, HONEY CHILD! This ratchet-ass, English accent bitch Lily Allen came out with a new feminist anthem, and it’s all about how she wants to ride seventeen huge DICKS in a row and not be judged for it! “Forget your balls and grow a pair […]