Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! When Enrique Iglesias called me up a month after I finger-fucked his tight MAN PUSSY, I was super turnt up at the prospect of that big hard DICK twerking with my tonsils and slamming me up the ASS. He told […]
Miley Cyrus is on top of the world right now, and I don’t think anyone could doubt that she’ll quickly become the next great gay icon. Her record-breaking “Wrecking Ball” video slayed the internet and inspired hot guys to do things naked. People can’t stop […]
It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]
First off, does anyone else remember when Manhunt used to have “Standard Regret Messages” to indicate that you weren’t interested in someone? They’ve since evolved into the more open-ended “One-Click Response”, a system that allows you to craft a stock message that isn’t necessarily driven […]
Alhough I haven’t really had a chance to decide if I like The 1975 as a band, it should come as no surprise that I really enjoy “Sex”. The song, which was released months ago, acted as the first single off the English foursome’s self-titled […]
I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]
While Gay Skylar was occupied writing about basic flops like Katy Perry, Ariana Grande and Steve Grand, I was on vacation meeting the most important human on the planet. That’s right, my fellow lovers of ARTPOP! I met my role model, Mother Monster, and had […]
Steve Grand is the first openly gay singer with any talent to ever become relevant (lol), and if you’re anyone who’s anyone, you’ve probably already heard his smash country hit “All American Boy“. The other thing about Steve is that he’s also way hot, and […]
Miley Cyrus’ new music video for her song called “Wrecking Ball” is out. Terry Richardson directed it so, naturally, it starts off with her in a white bikini. She gets insistently sexual with a sledge hammer and then gets naked and swings about on a […]
