If you’re one of the unlucky folks who doesn’t have Columbus Day off, you can at least celebrate (or not celebrate) the occasion by getting off. Of course, you should probably wait until you get home to engage in such activities, as we imagine your […]
Tag: musician
Aural Only: Tricky
By now, you’re probably aware that gay men only care about Lady Gaga, penises and Britney Spears. If you haven’t figured this out by now, then you should pick up your handbook from the official headquarters of homosexuality. Oh, and don’t forget! You’re not eligible […]
Who Would You Rather?: Musician Edition
Although their music is quite different, both Jack Johnson and Usher have achieved considerable success on the Billboard charts. Most recently, Johnson topped the album charts with his new release To The Sea, while Usher is fresh off a number one single with his hit […]
And Then They Made Out
It’s not exactly clear why either John Mayer or The Situation were invited to CMT‘s Country Music Awards, but here’s a picture of them flashing their abs together. You’re probably wondering why we’re posting this picture. The answer? We’re not entirely sure. It just kind […]
John Mayer Sure Does Love Masturbating, Eh?
Considering that half of you wouldn’t
Would You Hit That?: John Mayer
Most folks I know either love or hate John Mayer's music, but we're not here to talk about running through the halls of your high school or waiting for the world to change. Let's just cut straight to the point–do you think Mayer's body is […]
Album Review: Lungs by Florence + The Machine
There's a reason Florence Welch has been compared to '80s icon Kate Bush. Their vocal styles may be on entirely different pages, but both artists have a penchant for crafting epic tracks that grab you by the shirt and demand attention. This is especially demonstrated […]
We Can Now Officially Say We’ve Seen Jamie Foxx’s Penis
Law Abiding Citizen just might be the best movie that I have no desire to see. The film's promotional trail has already provoked Gerard Butler to admit that he loves here) is actually him! I suppose he had nothing to be ashamed of, because in case […]