“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
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Do You Have Any Tattoos?
This is my feeble attempt to learn more about you and get you talking in the comments section. Is it working yet? Just to be clear, I’m genuinely interested in hearing about your tattoos and what they mean to you! I’m just nervous that, given […]
Josh Long & Jimmy Fanz Are 2013’s Most Aesthetically-Pleasing Scene Partners.
Hairy gay porn pups Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz may not have turned out the best gay porn scene of the year, but one could argue that they’re the most perfectly-matched costars in recent history. Even though anyone on the other side of that argument […]
Flashback Friday: Hardhat (1977)
If the creamy cum shots alone aren’t enough to pique your interest in the 1977 gay porn film Hardhat, then perhaps you’ll be sold on the mustachioed men, blond twinks or such choice dialogue as, “Well, well! Meet my husband, the cocksucker.” This isn’t your […]
The Amateur Hour: Glazed
The burly, bearded fellow pictured above (and below) goes by the name of MikeBear79 on XTube. He’s been known to occasionally make videos with his partner OneHotTeddyBear, and if we’re being completely honest, we’re not really sure who’s the star in this one. Does his […]
Drawn To You: Gengoroh Tagame
There’s a complex power dynamic worked into gay erotic manga artist Gengoroh Tagame‘s “I Can’t Tell Anyone“. The main subject, a beefy college boy named Kazuo, has an active interest in older men. He experiences an immediate attraction to his new stepfather Yamazaki Kenzou, and […]
Would You Hit That?: Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney is a straight, married comedian whose been known to tell jokes about butt sex, farting and soap dispensers jizzing on his face. You might know him from Twitter, where many a gay man has followed him just to have an excuse to stare […]
Flashback Friday: From Paris To New York (1977)
The ’70s were pretty wild, eh? Though I wasn’t even alive for the decade, my limited research has proven that gay culture was significantly different back then. It’s as easy to take for granted what we have now as it is to glamorize the days […]
Flashback Friday: Pete Kuzak
“For most, COLT Man Pete Kuzak needs little introduction. His massive muscular frame, his warm and disarming smile, his muscled body covered in dark fur, his rock hard physique. There are not enough adjectives to describe him… Few men exude the masculinity and charisma that […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The Swan Song of Jake Deckard
This week, Jake Deckard announced his permanent retirement from the gay porn industry. The news broke in a sexy bath tub interview with blogger Accidental Bear, and if you’re a fan of his work, you’ll be disappointed to hear that he’s done with both directing and performing […]