Hello? Are you reading this? My name is [Name Redacted], and I am the intern for Manhunt Daily. If you’re just joining us right now, here’s a short recap of my journey since I began working with Manhunt and Dewitt unleashed my inner cock-whore by […]
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HELP! Is Anyone There? Is Anyone Listening?
I thought everything was going to be okay. Since you last heard from me, the creepy clown-man who kidnapped and raped me began to loosen the reigns. He stopped wearing the mask. He untied me when we weren’t making love. He’d feed me meals, and […]
PLEASE SEND HELP.
It started out like any other day. I got up in the morning, brushed my teeth, douched my hole, took a shower and headed out for my internship at Manhunt. Dewitt was really putting me to work lately—if you know what I mean—so I dressed […]
Oops! We Jizzed On The Intern.
My butthole is so sore. Last month, I submitted my application to become Manhunt Daily‘s intern, as an attempt to advance my career as a journalist and write a scathing exposé about the inner workings of Manhunt. Things turned sour when Dewitt asked me to […]