Aren’t there enough recent pop songs about penis envy? First, Ciara wished she could act “Like A Boy”, and then Beyonce did the whole “If I Were A Boy” thing. At what point does it transcend beyond empowerment to being totally played out? Well, the […]
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Weekly Top Ten: Can Katy Make A Comeback?
Reactions were mixed on the departure of Katy Perry‘s “Firework” from our Weekly Top Ten charts. While some of us were thrilled to see it go, a good portion of readers expressed their disapproval on its hasty exit. Were we wrong to not save it […]
Aural Only: Fantasia
Real men aren’t afraid to admit to their obsession with Fantasia Barrino. Okay, so that may not be entirely true, but it’s how I felt while watching her latest video for “I’m Doin’ Me”. This jam’s one of my favorite tracks from her third album […]
Aural Only: Cher
Holy crap, holy crap! Bust out your naked bodysuits and sequin-covered dildos, because Cher is back in the motherfucking house. Did you hear that sound? It was this sixty-four year-old diva simultaneously snatching the wigs from the heads of Britney Spears, Madonna and Lady Gaga. […]
Aural Only: Ellie Goulding
Ellie Goulding won us over with her excellent debut single “Under The Sheets”, but now she’s snuggling up in the covers for her latest offering. In a move that was either genius or utterly dangerous, the British songstress has unleashed her own version of Elton […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
Screw waiting for a music video! Rihanna‘s latest single “What’s My Name?” just hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100, which means we’ll be adding it to tomorrow’s Weekly Top Ten countdown. The song finds the Bajan pop princess bringing back a dash of […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
There’s a small part of me that actually likes Ke$ha‘s “Sleazy”. While this is extremely hard for me to admit, I’d like to think it has more to do with the beat than the lyrics about cum. The song was produced by hip-hop producer Bangladesh, […]
Aural Only: Goldfrapp
It drives us crazy that we somehow missed Goldfrapp‘s latest single “Believer”. The music video came out back in August, shortly followed by a remix EP on iTunes. While the clip isn’t anywhere near as exciting as the vampires and leotards from “Alive”, it doesn’t […]
Aural Only: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is back from the dead! Or at least he has a new single out. Sure, he may have recorded it before he passed away in June 2009, but I’d prefer to imagine a zombie version of the “Gloved One” rocking out in the […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Fallen Diva Edition
The four contestants in this week’s Wild Card round have been through a lot. From failed singles to drug problems, these divas are desperately making an attempt to paw their way back to the top of the charts. One of them has had it so […]