It’s been a surprisingly controversial run for Tayte Hanson as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. The long-haired Cocky Boys beauty has received some backlash for what essentially amounts to him, well, having enough fans who are willing to vote in our poll. He’s now […]
Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool. Nick’s in an […]
What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the […]
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
Gah. That’s really all there is to say. This is Nick Jonas previewing his shoot for Men’s Fitness. It’s comforting to know if I ever become a pop star and my music career loses a little traction, I can always go and get JACKED and […]
I’m about to start drafting up conspiracy theories that someone’s rigging The Ten in favor of Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir. The trio has dominated our countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment” for four weeks in a row, and it’s highly […]
This is normally the time of day when we post about a hot athlete. But then Nick Jonas did this. HOLY SHIT. Hey, he played baseball once so it sort of counts. I hope the Jonas Bros aren’t down in the mouth about not being […]
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
The Jonas Brothers may not be on all the tweens’ lips anymore (just go with it) but it’s ok. They’ve entered the next phase of their careers. Being hot. It’s a legit phase! They are all kinds of sexy now. Unfortunately, the gay community is […]
Last month we used Darren Criss replacing Harry Potter in Broadway’s How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying as an excuse to write about how much we wanted to sit on Darren’s face/make out with him/69, you know – date him. Today we find […]
