Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
I wouldn’t mind seeing it, would you? My weird crush on Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman has been well-documented on Manhunt Daily. I’ve written about jizzing on his face. I’ve written about him jizzing on my face. And I’ve written an entry with his […]
I want to cum on Nick Offerman's face. Yes, the mustachioed man from Parks and Recreation (who also happens to be married to former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally). Though I spend the majority of my nights with the NBC comedy laughing and jerking off […]
