Our post about “The Most Magnificent Ass To Grace Instagram” (aka user xristian665) got you guys totally boned. Well, except for that one guy who called him fat, but fuck that guy. Someone asked us to do a round-up of Instagram hotness and we thought […]
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Quickie: Maxwell Zagorski
I’m not into perfection. I like a little jiggle to the ass, a crooked cock and a couple of scars. But if I was, Maxwell Zagorski would be the deity I worshiped. Max here is hashtag flawless. I have a challenge for those commentators who […]
Quickie: Miguel Betancort
Miguel Betancort has a SMASHING set of tits on him. That’s not meant as an insult. I want to motorboat them. It’s always chest day at Miguel’s gym. Roll out that barrel, Miguel. And use it to press down on my back as you’re humping […]
Quickie: Adam Senn
It’s been awhile since we’ve had some hot Adam Senn pics. Remember the shoot where he was in the desert and making walls sexy? He’s one of the most gorgeous models out there. He could probably do ads for hemorrhoid pillows and make it hot. […]
Here’s The Sexiest Grumpy Guy Ever
In his Manhunt profile, devilishlad notes that he “can be hard to read, usually look grumpy but once you get to know me I’m a happy, ‘glass is half full’ kind of guy.” This makes sense, he’s far too hot to be pissed off all the […]
Straight From Spain, It’s Superman
Fuck Krypton. Clark Kent is from Spain! He goes by Jano_Barcelona on Manhunt. His abs are available to wash laundry upon, and if you need to be held aloft on a ski slope ala’ Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing, he’s your man. His iliac furrow (aka […]
Ggrrrrrr (That’s His Manhunt Profile Name)!
It takes a bold man to use “Ggrrrrrr” as his Manhunt profile name. It’s a variation on “woof”, but more guttural. “Ggrrrrrr” as in “you’re hot and I want to fuck you so hard that we catch fire!” He must be describing himself because his […]
Flash985 Is The Best In Town
Flash985 claims that he’s “the best in town”. The town would be Vancouver. What he’s “best” at remains a mystery. He doesn’t elaborate. His pics would indicate he’s best at having a great big cock. Maybe he’s best at having a seriously sickening body. The […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Guys Stripping To Shania Twain
Here are two cute guys busting out to Shania Twain in a store in the UK. They really get into it, shaking their asses and losing their shirts. The cuteness! It’s like watching two puppies ride a skateboard together! And when the proprietress scolds them, […]
David Ramsey’s Underrated Body
Do you watch the CW’s Arrow? If so, you probably watch in part because actor Stephen Amell is a body god. But do yourself a favor, stop fapping to Amell for one second and look beside him at David Ramsey. He’s the guy playing Arrow’s […]