Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
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Here Are Some Really Hot Pictures Of Joe Jonas
Are we at the point where it’s perfectly acceptable to admit Joe Jonas is bangin’ as all fuck? We sure hope so, because the former teen idol’s spread in Details made us tingle in places we didn’t even know existed. It’s a good thing there […]
Would You Hit That?: Malachi Marx
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
BREAKING: Jamie Foxx Would Rather Fellate This Random Microphone Than Your Erect Penis
Have you heard yet? Jamie Foxx is so not gay. Normally, we wouldn't consider something like this newsworthy, but the Academy Award winning actor left us utterly baffled with his methods of declaring his heterosexuality. In response to Howard Stern's big penis, and we've seen […]
Ron Livingston Is So Not Gay
Office Space star Ron Livingston, who you may also recognize as Jack Berger from Sex and the City, has filed a lawsuit against an "internet bandit" who continually writes about a gay relationship on the actor's Wikipedia page. The so-called bandit has allegedly written that Livingston […]
Mario Lopez’s Secret Fetish Revealed
Stop the press! We have a celebrity gem that'll make the internet explode. Actor Mario Lopez is into cross-dressing, and he just can't hide it any longer. "I love the way I feel when I'm wearing panties," he told MANHUNT Daily. "It doesn't mean I'm gay, and […]
Female Fan Insists Adam Lambert’s Gay Pics Are ‘Obviously’ Photoshopped
Hey, all you people calling American Idol contestant Adam Lambert gay need to stop right away! Even if he wears make-up, that doesn't mean he likes sucking cock. And those photos of him kissing another guy? Nine out of ten talented graphic designers have claimed […]
Jada and Will Are So Not Gay
Listen guys, I know the rumors you've been hearing, but Jada Pinkett Smith wants to clear things up… her marriage to Will Smith is totally for "real" and she claims they are definitely "not gay". Good to know! But as blogger Rod 2.0 pointed out, […]