Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Australia! I can’t […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good mroning, Spencer Neville, […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Alexander Masson, […]
Social media exists—hell, the internet exists—to provide sexual content. I know there’s some middle-aged woman in Nova Scotia who insists it’s to trade recipes and get the best deal on back scratchers. But she’s wrong. Getting off is why we’re always online. We use hookup […]
Here’s the very pretty Alan Hoffman. Guys can be pretty. Alan’s got a lovely face, and an ass that’s like two scoops of French Vanilla ice cream. And I’ve got the cone. What did that even mean? Even his tattoos are pretty. That Day-of-the-Dead-Virgin-Mary lady […]
If you live in the northeastern part of the US, chances are you are snowed in right now. It is a frosty wasteland out there. All you can really do is hunker down, eat all of the snack food in your kitchen, and look at […]
Everyone loves a bro. Ok, everyone loves a bro on Tumblr. Unlike in public where they tend to be disgusting, ruin concerts, and pick fights with the bouncer, on Tumblr they’re usually naked and on top of each other. The truth is, all bros are […]
It’s “Your New Favorite Model” time! This bow-tied beauty is artist/model Eddie Granger. He looks like the Rapture (the good kind where, instead of ascending to the sky, a fucksy© model ravages you) AND he’s a creative type. This is a shoot for Fantastics, and […]
Here’s some new photos of actor Ian Somerhalder for you fans of The Vampire Diaries and/or the dumb guy from Lost. Oh my smoke monster, remember how dumb Boone was? Anyway, these are from photographer Butch Hogan. If Ian’s your guy, I’m sure these are exquisite. But […]
The two man comedy team of BriTANicK has a problem. They keep trying to hang out but one of them suddenly becomes naked and starts trying to thrust his cock and balls up on his pal. Ordinarily this would be creepy and possibly a tale […]
