Colby Jansen, porn god and owner of the beefiest ass in porn (no offense, Billy Santoro), is a former pro rugby player. You could probably tell by the theming of the site – all sporty with the porn family crest. In this scene, Colby is […]
Tag: outdoors
Levi Karter Saves The Day!
Cockyboys knows how to save something mediocre. I don’t love everything. I’ve been accused of that before, and it’s not true. It’s just a symptom of my making a concerted effort not to talk about stuff here that I don’t like. What’s the point in […]
The Bravest 6 Second Video Ever
You won’t care about this if you’re not into piss. Or maybe you will! I don’t know what I can say to set this up for you. It’s only six seconds long and I don’t even know if there’s a longer version out there […]
At Cockyboys, Ashton Summers is a Top!
And it goes really, really well. It’s probably just a misperception fostered by this All-Ashton #AssWednesday from earlier this year, but I had it in my head that Ashton Summers just was pretty, had a perfect butt, and got pounded. But he can give […]
“I’monna Fuck You Out in the Middle of the Street Like a Fucking DOG!”
There are no more porn stars. There is only Aaron Bruiser. I don’t know what I can do to build this up for you because it’s epically wonderful and dirtbaggy and amazing and everything I want from a pairing like this. Aaron Bruiser is […]
Hammock Sex Should Only Be Attempted By Professionals
Also, Alan King should teach classes on bottoming. As someone who can’t bottom, or usually manage to get comfortable in a hammock, this scene was very jarring to me. But also if there was anybody who was gonna try to make fuckin’ in a […]
Late Run: Garden Party
Well, party of one, anyway. I have zippo information about this clip and that’s how I like it. It’s just a random uncut English dude, looking like he’s on his way to, just come from, or in the middle of a wedding, and decided to plop […]
Sean Cody’s Winter Getaway
Is from last year, but it’s adorable anyway. This came out last December, but because I’m usually suuuuuper ambivalent about Sean Cody output I didn’t pay it much mind. And then I was on tumblr, and – don’t say anything or it will get reported […]
This BadPuppy Scene is Like Whipped Cream
It’s white and fluffy and has zero nutritional value. But sometimes you need some whipped cream to top off your night. I don’t pay a lot of attention to BadPuppy because I’m not that into younger guys and everyone on there seems to be […]
Naked Personal Trainer Jizzes on Neighbor’s Welcome Mat
Welcome, indeed! I like the world of personal trainers, because it seems like literally anyone can just do some situps and call themselves a “trainer.” I also like the inflated senses of self and the sexual egos that that job produces. Let’s look at […]