Normal, human penises are a burden best left behind in the 20th century! Everyone who’s anyone knows the future of anal sex rests in outer space, directly in the hands (or pants) of our extraterrestrial counterparts. Your hole should be prepared before the mother ship […]
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RuPaul’s Drag Race: Queens In Space
Getting to Uranus has never been so rough! Last night on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the twelve remaining queens split into teams and competed in an intergalactic challenge. The resulting faux trailers–From Earth to Uranus and the sequel Return To Uranus–were both a hot ass mess. […]