I had no idea this was what I needed in my life. Today, I watched a teaser from the latest installment of Falcon Studios’ “Desert Getaway,” and I experienced this. Life IS about Gabriel Cross rubber-balling those perky white buttcheeks on Derek Bolt’s wang. I […]
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Hard Brit Lads: Stany Falcone Gives Jack Jefferson A Nice, Hot Fuck
Sometimes you just want to watch two British guys fuck. There’s not a lot I have to say, er, type here about the latest Hard Brit Lads scene. Here’s Stany Falcone and Jack Jefferson. Stany gets Jack ready to receive his todger in his bottom […]
They’re Broke, They’re Boys, And They’re Buttfucking (Straight?)
I like butts. Ronan Kennedy looks DIFFERENT. This Broke Straight Boy got himself a haircut. He’s also gotten older as one does. It’s ok. Scruff is hot. His maturity shows. He’s gone from bashful “I’ve never done this sort of thing before.” to “Just shut […]
Mr. Gay UK 2013: Stuart Hatton
Let’s congratulate 28-year-old Stuart Hatton on being selected as Mr. Gay UK 2013! He’s a dance teacher/underwear model who beat out 250 other British bohunks to get that sash placed on his muscled body. His duties include looking hot, looking hot, making gyms look good, […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Drunk Naked Guy Gets Spanked With His OWN BELT
This beefy dude passed out on the lower bunk with no pants on (sounds like an invitation to me), and his buddies decided to strap his big white ass. My favorite part of this vid is when the spanked dude starts to sensuously massage his […]
Did Somebody Order The Ginger Beef?
I’m not going to stoop to the blogging low of comparing a ginge muscleboy to a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. It’s been done so often! Yes, this is the ultimate combo. How about this is the man equivalent of when you get crab rangoon without […]
Quickie: Dane DeHaan
What do you do with a problem like Dane DeHaan? (Who’s 27, by the way. Don’t be fooled by the urchin dying of consumption in Victorian London looks.) The problem would be, “Do I want to fuck him or just make him some soup?” Dane’s a […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Jesse Lee Soffer
The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
Meet Derek Allen Watson. He’s Hot.
The Underwear Expert has a charming interview with Derek Allen Watson. He’s a male model who shows off why he’s a male model by answering questions in his bulgey briefs. He looks really good in his underwear. He also comes off as charming and down-to-earth […]
Would You Hit That: Drake Bell On “Splash”
Making a bunch of irrelevant former celebrities compete at something they have no talent for or skill at is what passes for 75% of television nowadays. At least on network TV. Splash is the latest shitshow in this category. They make these E-list sads high […]