Did you ever want to know Zac Efron’s truest, deepest thoughts? That is, when you’re not fantasizing about spelunking in his truest, deepest butthole? Actor Paul W. Downs and director Lucia Aniello have given us a rare glimpse into the life of a gorgeous Hollywood […]
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Secret Sex: Cy Waits
This man is dating Paris Hilton. Do I really need to explain why I’m kind of ashamed I’d have sex with him? To be completely honest, I don’t know much about Cy Waits. Apparently he’s some “nightlife impresario” or something like that? Whatever the case […]
NYC’s The Noice Waves Bi To Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.”
We’re not sure exactly what The Noice NYC is. Their website is minimal, to put it mildly, and they only have one video uploaded to YouTube. But they (he/she/it?) have created a very slick remake of Gaga’s “Paparazzi” video. Isn’t that track kinda beat by […]
Album Review: The Remix by Lady Gaga
Before you hit that “buy album” button and shell out ten dollars, ask yourself–“Do I really need a curated collection of Lady Gaga‘s best remixes?” That isn’t to say that there’s anything wrong with The Remix. In fact, it’s one of the few remix album […]
Zac Efron Gives A Blowjob… To A Banana
We were going to post this hilarious video of kittens summarizing the last six seasons of Lost, but then it made more sense to post these pictures of Zac Efron practically fellating a banana. Though it's not certain whether he's getting his daily fix of […]
Does Bradley Cooper Have A Gay Lover?
Did art imitate life when actor Bradley Cooper played a closeted gay man in last February's Valentine's Day? The paparazzi recently caught the sexy star canoodling with another man in public. You would think he'd be a little more discreet about his same-sex encounters, but perhaps he's […]
Dogs Dressed As Lady Gaga
Every time a picture of a dog dressed as Lady Gaga is taken, a gay man squeals in delight. This statement is one-hundred percent accurate, given how excited I got when I came across photographer Jesse Freidin's "Doggie Gaga Project". There are no words beyond […]
Ke$ha Wakes Up In The Morning, Feels Like Flashing Her Butt At The Paparazzi
Am I feeling a twang of sympathy for Ke$ha? Nope, that's probably just gas. But she does seem to be having an awful lot of embarrassing moments this week. A video of her thirteen year-old self covering Radiohead's "Karma Police" leaked to the internet a […]
Matthew Morrison Makes Us Hot For Teacher
We're still recovering from Cory Monteith's cock as
Let’s Play A Game Of Name That Crack
Nope, the mystery man above isn't a plumber, but I bet some of you would love to have him unclogging your pipes. Unfortunately, he's playing for the other team, and I don't mean the B-team. Translation? He's just not that into you, because he's too […]