Never been to a party? Paris Hilton’s “Good Time”, an instructional guide on how to throw and/or attend a successful fete, has officially launched today (yesterday as a leak, today as a full video). The song, released by Cash Money, is absolutely god-awful terrible, but […]
Is your Monday afternoon dragging? Let’s spice it up. Here’s twink supermodel River Viiperi and his bare asscheeks. And there’s some bush for good measure. We can’t sign off on that weird medical-brace-thong-thingy they have him in, but it DOES tend to lift and separate […]
An audio recording of (ironic, ain’t it?) Valtrex-user Paris Hilton noting to a friend (a GAY friend all of her defenders keep stating as if this made it OK) that she feels gays using apps to hook up is “disgusting” and that we all have […]
Eh. Here’s the normally dick-stiffening Ryan Gosling on the set of an upcoming film called The Place Beyond The Pines. Not only does his character have the peroxide going on, but he’s got an exclamation point jailhouse tat on his mug. I’ll say it, he looks […]
This man is dating Paris Hilton. Do I really need to explain why I’m kind of ashamed I’d have sex with him? To be completely honest, I don’t know much about Cy Waits. Apparently he’s some “nightlife impresario” or something like that? Whatever the case […]
It took months of gawking at hot naked men on sissydude to realize the "author" himself was responsible for the extravagant collages that periodically appear on the site. And once I finally came across more of his work, I spent hours staring at his carefully […]
What does every crazy girl need in her life? A gay BFF. With that said, Paris Hilton recently crowned gay ex-Mormon twink Stephen as her new BFF on her reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF. I never really followed the show and we know […]
Remember Simon Rex? The hot former MTV VJ? Or better yet as the hot lean twink that shot a couple of loads for the porn movie Young Hard & Solo? Well, it seems like Simon is trying to resurrect his career by filming a faux-reality […]
Shortly after her breakup with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was seen hanging out with soccer hottie Cristiano Ronaldo. The greasy haired hunk was spotted partying with the socialite at L.A. hotspot MyHouse. The two then left the club and continued partying at Nicky Hilton's house […]
Paris Hilton has copyrighted her new saying "that's huge". Yes, you read that right. The BFF-seeking socialite also plans on charging public figures who use the phrase. Luckily, she won't be charging you to use it in the bedroom. The way I say it, you […]
