The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
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Would You Hit That: Drake Bell On “Splash”
Making a bunch of irrelevant former celebrities compete at something they have no talent for or skill at is what passes for 75% of television nowadays. At least on network TV. Splash is the latest shitshow in this category. They make these E-list sads high […]
Confession: Chord Overstreet’s Face Is Incredibly Painful To Look At (For Me, At Least)
Does anyone else still torture themselves by sitting through the wretched, poorly-written mess known as Glee? It’s funny, ’cause someone I know referred to the upcoming series Smash as “Glee for adults”. Remember when Glee premiered, and it was supposed to be “High School Musical […]