Totally epic penis. This is another one of those “I don’t know anything about this” videos since the source tumblr that prepped this clip and uploaded it is now mysteriously gone. But I been watching this dick bounce all day long and I’m officially […]
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Perfect Penis Club: Carlos Leão
This is a tough one to beat. What can I even say about this cock? Carlos Leão, bro. WTF. This thing makes my mouth water regardless of what it’s doing. Even when it’s just hanging there soft like it is in that header. I […]
“Is He OK!?” I Yelled at the Screen
Good lord, Brazil. Is it something in your water? I don’t know what the deal is what Brazil, but I’ve never met someone from there and thought “oh. You’re average looking. And that’s a regular sized penis. Meh.” They’re always just gorgeous, caramel-colored sex […]
Perfect Penis Club: Bel Ami’s Jeroen Mondrian
Which I keep mentally pronouncing as “Ger-ow-an.” Maybe that’s correct, though. Who knows. I don’t think Gerowan speaks, which is just how I like my Bel Ami boys. I don’t often have excuses to talk about Bel Ami here because unless they’re doing more […]
ICYMI: You’re Gonna Want To Get a Good Grip
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 1, 2016 Oh guys. It’s February, somehow. I don’t even know. So many technical problems in December and January, that we’ve totally fallen off our routine. Let’s use Feb 1 to get it back in play. […]
Late Run/Perfect Penis Club: This Guy
This nameless uncut Austrian will make your night and fog up his mirror. I love finding rando videos like this on tumblr or wherever (even better when people send them to me and I get put them ON tumblr!) and watching some guy with […]