We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
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Would You Hit That?: Elijah Wood
Because of promotion for the animated film 9, I've been seeing Elijah Wood's face floating around a lot in the past week. He's an adorable man, though I have to express some uncertainty on his sexiness. His piercing blue eyes look like they could see […]