“White Heat” is right! That’s Benjamin from Elite Models lovingly depicted by photographer Patrick Lacsina. He’s playing some sort of pool boy. Sometimes, in my deepest and darkest secret self, I want to be one of those old rich ladies who lives in Malibu, California. […]
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Flashback Friday: Kevin Slee
The pornstache! The terrible mullet! And the brightly covered speedos! Everything about Kevin Slee screams Flashback Friday, in the best (or worst) way possible. Though we’re not quite sure when this photo shoot was originally published, it’s safe to say that it’s from a different […]
Woof Alert: Michael McQuaig
Hi, I’m J. and I’m a bear-a-holic. Hence, I get to write “Woof Alert” now. All types of guys do it for me on a physical level. It really depends on if they give me that special pit in my stomach and I can’t take […]
Woof Alert: Marc Angelo
What are your first thoughts upon seeing this picture? If they involve a strong desire to see this man’s thick legs thrown into the air, then you’re in a whole lot of luck! However, if they’re some derogatory comment about his body type or all-around […]
Reese Rideout Fucks Riley Price By The Pool
When Reese Rideout isn’t too busy fighting for gender equality, he utilizes his free time by napping on a float, resting in the middle of a luxurious pool. On certain occasions, his midday slumber is disturbed by a wet mouth swallowing his hard cock. Jeez, […]
BUTT Magazine Lives Up To Its Name
Apparently BUTT magazine had a pool party in Palm Springs, and I can only assume that my invitation got lost in the mail. It seems absolutely preposterous that I wasn’t asked to stand in as a judge for their butt contest. I would have made […]