It’s time for a huge confession—I’ve never done it with a redhead. For all my intense lusting after men like Max London and Sean Patrick Davey, this may come as a surprise to you. Or perhaps you’re not the type of person who wonders about […]
Tag: pornstache
Flashback Friday: Husband’s Holiday
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The best part of these retro magazines is the cheesy text that accompanies each spread. They could be the corniest captions in the whole entire universe, and yet they’ll never fail to get me hard. Maybe […]
Flashback Fridays: Forest Ranger Ben
It’s the middle of summer. Why are we posting pictures of some guy in long johns? Because we can! Don’t ask such questions when there’s a hairy “forest ranger” (with a retro pornstache) waiting to whip his cock out. It’s rude, especially when he went […]
Flashback Friday: Kevin Slee
The pornstache! The terrible mullet! And the brightly covered speedos! Everything about Kevin Slee screams Flashback Friday, in the best (or worst) way possible. Though we’re not quite sure when this photo shoot was originally published, it’s safe to say that it’s from a different […]
Flashback Fridays: Stocking Stuffers
This opening spread from a December 1980 issue of Blueboy will probably make you laugh out loud. At least that’s the reaction I had when I first saw it. Then I clicked through and saw the rest of the images, and I basically splooged all […]
Quickie: Alex Nardell
We’re not entirely convinced that Alex Nardell is a real person. In the picture above, he looks like a living, breathing Tom of Finland cartoon. His proportions are simply unbelievable! I mean, how do you even get such a small waist and broad shoulders? Is […]
Flashback Friday: Matt Forde
There’s no denying Matt Forde looks like a parody of a hipster workout tape. However, you may be surprised to learn this photo set isn’t a secret ad for American Apparel sweatbands and booty shorts. It actually showed up in a 1981 magazine spread entitled […]
Flashback Friday: Robert del Valle
If you’re a fan of our Flashback Friday series, then you should seriously join the Retro Men Plus group on Yahoo. We really can’t stress that enough! They have a knack for digging up some excellent vintage porn and erotic images, while simultaneously exploring the […]
Flashback Friday: Gunner Hyde
They don’t make porn like they used to! No, I’m not just referring to the ol’ school mustaches, cheesy haircuts and bad fashion. There’s a certain urgency and passion that’s prevalent in older videos, and you don’t see that as often in this day and […]
Flashback Friday: Blondie Vs. Pornstache
There’s a very good reason for us deeming this vintage porn clip “Blondie Vs. Pornstache“. As you’ll see, it’s very descriptive of the actual scene. A blond twink is bent over a piece of gym equipment, as a mustachioed daddy drills his tight boyhole with […]