“I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable. I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination […]
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Random Question: The Naked Lunch Date
Congratulations! You’ve been granted the opportunity to have a lunch date with any celebrity or notable public figure, living or dead. There’s just one small catch—you have to be naked throughout the entire meal. Both of you. While blatant flirting would be allowed, absolutely no […]