Remember back in 2007 when Justin Timberlake attempted to casually diss Prince in Timbaland‘s remarkably lackluster number one hit “Give It To Me“? It’s okay if you don’t! The song was far from memorable in the grand scheme of the pop music universe, and there’s […]
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I Wanna Make Cody Belew Say “OH” With My Dick Up His Butt.
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
Slow Knights: “Shame”
Slow Knights is going to be pitched as a new project by Scissor Sisters Del Marquis, when it’s actually his best effort to step away from the glitz and glamor shots of traditional band structure. The collective features Rod Thomas of Bright Light Bright Light […]
Cody Belew: “Purple Rain” (Prince Cover)
“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if […]
Aural Only: OK Go
If any of you bothered to read our review of OK Go‘s latest album, you may recall several references to a certain purple individual. These comparisons couldn’t be more evident on the group’s latest single “White Knuckles”. It’s kind of like Purple Rain-era Prince having […]
Album Review: Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky by OK Go
Once upon a time, OK Go was nothing more than a somewhat obscure band who churned out anthemic, frat boy-friendly rock jams. Then they hopped on some treadmills and became internet superstars with their innovative music video "Here It Goes Again". And for their third […]
Album Review: The Element of Freedom by Alicia Keys
For an album by the name of The Element of Freedom, the latest effort by Alicia Keys sounds remarkably restrained. The twelve-time Grammy Award winning singer certainly didn't forget her songwriting skills, but she did manage to neglect one of her greatest strengths–her extraordinary voice. […]
The Royal Family Jewels
Here's a little advice for celebrities on vacation: Don't change your bathing suit in public, because pictures of your goods will get out. In this case, pictures of your large thick
Prince is Like a “Fancy Lesbian”
Prince's relationship with the gay community is a complicated one. He went from being the poster boy of gender bending androgyny to a devout Jehovah's Witness who opposes gay rights. And now he is being described as a "fancy lesbian" by former Revolution members Wendy […]