ITEM – I’m jealous of Jessica Simpson’s Dad. According to his ex-son-in-law Nick Lachey, whenever Nick went to sit down at Joe Simpson’s house, Joe’s hand was ready and waiting. Hot! Who needs a chair when you can just sit on Papa Joe’s hand? And […]
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Name That Cock: The Most Unfortunate Pube Haircut
I. Can. Not. Even. With those pubes. Although there’s nothing wrong with a little trimming or manscaping, this is by far the worst down-below haircut in the history of gay porn. With that said, it’s so distinctive that this shouldn’t be a difficult round of […]
Who’s The Bottom?: Sage Daniels Vs. Jesse Santana
Two amazing asses rest before your eyes. By the end of this post, which one of them will be full of dick? On the left, we have Sage Daniels, a tattooed bad boy with a pair of lightly hairy, spankable butt cheeks. Directly next to […]
Woof Alert: Drew Sebastian
We sincerely hope that photographer Jim Wilkinson doesn’t develop a complex, now that we’ve featured two of his models in our Woof Alert series. Neither of these guys technically fits into the “bear” or “cub” label, but there’s still something inherently “woofy” about Drew Sebastian […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of Two Princes
Now that you know all about blowing a guy with a
Doctor Queerlove: Blowing Prince Albert
Hi Doctor, I was wondering if you had any advice on what to do with a prince albert? I just recently started dating a guy that has one. He's the first guy I've been with who has one. I usually love to give head but […]