DW Chase has a strong face. It’s like a lion’s face. He’s a little Mufasa in the face. This isn’t a bad thing. A big, strong lion face can also be a handsome face. Combine his big, strong handsome lion face with that hairy chest, […]
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Quickie: Daniel Garofali
We’ve missed the mess out of Daniel Garofali! He shot some new pics with Rick Day for DNA, and must have improved property values for miles around that beach. Couldn’t you watch him roll around in the sand for hours? He might be perfect. Yes, […]
Quickie: [name redacted]
[comment redacted] while I fondle his cock. [name redacted] made but one vital misstep in this photo shoot. The coats! Get rid of those coats. Clothes are stupid. Burn them. Have a coat bonfire. Tell the stylist to suck it. Photographer [name redacted] should have […]
Celebrity Skin: Skylar Astin and Miles Teller
How did this movie fly under our radar? 21 & Under features cocks in socks, pubic hair on display, bare asses, nude straight guys forced to make out, and dudes getting spanked together. Shockingly, this is not the opening of a Fraternity X vid, and […]
Mr. Balls: The Best Anti-Cancer Mascot We’ve Ever Seen
Meet Mr. Balls. He’s the mascot for the anti-cancer group Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer in Brazil. And he is a giant pair of balls. Things are EXTRA in Brazil. A friend of mine once dressed up as testicles for a Halloween party […]
Underwear Drawer: PUMP!
Whoever is in charge of model selection over at the PUMP! company needs a damn medal! This is Warren. Is anyone else thinking incredibly sleazy thoughts while looking at these pictures of his gorgeous bod packed into PUMP!’s underwear? There’s a GRIP of pics posted, […]
Why Wasn’t This In My Stocking Yesterday Morning?
As you’ve probably read, I have a GIGANTIC crush on Nick Sterling. Dewitt regularly rolls his eyes at my WWNSD bracelet (“What Would Nick Sterling Do?” Answer: Look hot, fuck, suck, rim, etc.) and my Nick Sterling shrine of worship (i.e. my cubicle). When I […]
Woof Alert: Steve
It’s true. The last time I pulled a “Woof Alert” from New York Straight Men, it didn’t go so well. In a quest to spotlight a “realistic” guy, I sorta kinda put up a….stringy-haired cowboy…and all of you promptly castigated my taste in men and […]
Hot Flash: Dimitris Theocharis
Fuck that gender, boys! Photographer Dimitris Theocharis took a bunch of muscular model boys, princessed them up and captured them in a photoshoot called (fittingly) “Miami Bitch” for Schoen! magazine. And wow, the colors involved just blasted my eyes through the back of my head. […]
Quickie: Rodrigo Calazans
Like me, you’ve been running about and wildly clawing at your face while screaming “WHY HASN’T RODRIGO CALAZANS BEEN FEATURED IN A QUICKIE, YET?!?!” He did get a co-starring role in our post about Matthias Vriens-McGrath, but a body like his deserves its own special […]