Three-way kisses are the bane of my existence. They’ve happened in nearly half of the threesomes I’ve taken part in, and they’re always insanely awkward. No one really knows where to put his tongue, so you just wind up spewing saliva all over one anothe’s […]
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Just The Tips: Let Him Unwrap Your Package
Want to know one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to sex? Guys who drop their own drawers without any hesitation. I long for the big “reveal” moment, when a mere bulge transforms into a hard cock flopping in front of my lips. […]
“Don’t Call Yourself Straight Acting. Just Be Gay.”
It’s been a while since we’ve tackled the phrase “straight acting”. Those two words have been known to elicit a wide array of reactions, ranging everywhere from arousal to downright anger. You’ve seen people using it on Manhunt. Hell, you’ve seen people bitching about it […]
Just The Tips: Let It Ring
If you stop having sex with me to answer your phone, I will bite your dick off. Okay, so maybe that’s an exaggeration. But it’ll definitely kill the mood. When you’re bouncing up and down on my dick (or vice versa), it’s preferred that you […]
Quickie: Amit Malhotra
“He’s pretty hot for an Indian guy.” I hate when people say shit like that. The worst part is that they say it as if it’s not even offensive. How can you imply that the majority of people within a given race are unattractive, and […]
Unlockables: This Is Not A Face Pic (Part Deux)
I've got a true story for you, and not the kind of "flash blocking my face" method. I mean, it's totally cool if you're too chickenshit to send a face picture. I'll wish you luck on finding another guy and move on with my day, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Jersey Shore Edition
Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm better than you just because I don't watch Jersey Shore, but there's a pretty high chance that I am. Just kidding! If you want to watch trashy "reality" television, then that's your prerogative. Who am I to say […]
Just The Tips: Stop Offering Me Beer, Damnit
Has this ever happened to you? You chat up a hot guy on Manhunt, agree to meet up and as soon as you come through the door he says, "Can I get you anything? A beer or something?" I can't even count the amount of […]
Single Ladies Must Die
I'm not one of those people who hates "Single Ladies". On the other hand, I'm not one of those guys who knows the choreography and will use any opportunity to perform it. I recognize that the song, the video and all the parodies that followed […]
Qaadir Is The Ranting Queen
Move over,