It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
Syd tha Kyd radiates a sort of sexiness that appeals to me, even though she has a vagina and prefers the company of other people with vaginas. For those who aren’t familiar, Syd’s a member of the Los Angeles hip-hop collective Odd Future, known primarily […]
Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]
For all the youngsters out there, Martha Wash is a powerhouse vocalist who started out as a backup singer for openly gay disco/soul singer Sylvester. She later went on to gain her own fame as one half of The Weather Girls, the dance duo responsible […]
Well, somebody needs to replace Mariah Carey when her boobs are already sagging down to her kneecaps! LOL, Ariana Grande is so good, you guys. Did you watch the music video for her new single “Baby I” yet? It’s so simple and sexy, and I […]
Some folks consider Labor Day the unofficial end of the summer season, so with that in mind, is there a more appropriate time than now to buck down and decide, once and for all, which song defined the past few months for you? Popular opinion […]
Earlier today, I posted on both Twitter and Tumblr about a “hypothetical” new television program called Celebrity Power Bottom. What I neglected to say earlier is that it already exists! The first season was filmed several months ago in my living room, but unfortunately, all […]
It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s […]
This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever admitted, but one of my deepest fantasies involves making an extremely goofy, choreographed amateur sex tape. I’m talking, like, each thrust into my partner’s ass set to the rhythm of the beat, crazy interpretative dance moves and […]
