I’m still trying to pretend that this porn imprint featuring men of color isn’t called “Reality Thugs.” I’m just going to type past that. Marcus Cole is basically a human orifice. Not only does he swallow Phoenix’s GIANT cock whole, but his ass does, too! […]
Tag: Reality Dudes
Dick Dorm Comes Up With An Extremely Novel Way To Get Drunk
You’re probably guessing that “Dick Dorm” combined with “way to get drunk” means that someone in this scene is getting a beer enema. YEP. It’s Dick Dorm, they’re twisted as fuck. Johnny Rapid’s sexier double Charlie Pattinson (what, I think Charlie Pattinson looks like Rapid […]
Robert Has A Hot Ass And Will Get Buttfucked On Camera For $$$
And that’s EXACTLY what we ALL look for when we’re propositioning dudes in parking garages! Robert is some bohunk at the parking garage who must have a car note due cuz’ he goes from being offered $5 to take off his shirt to taking a […]
Let’s Get Kinky: The “Dick Dorm” Dudes Wrap A Guy To A Ladder And Use His Butt As A Bong
The creativity of some of these porn sites never fail to amaze me. Dick Dorm’s schtick is that they’re college dudes hanging out and fucking cuz’ college can be boring and who wants to go to class? They could probably just stick with built young […]
It’s MEN’s Massive Holiday Sale! (Discounts on Reality Dudes, Sean Cody, MEN, and Bromo!)
MEN’s parent company is feeling particularly generous this year. It’s probably because 2016 was, to quote Dame Helen Mirren, “a big pile of shit!” They’ve put MEN, Bromo, Reality Dudes, AND Sean Cody on sale until 2017 rolls around. Did they have some sort of […]
Castro Supreme & Phoenix Are Ready, Willing And Able To Fuck
I don’t even know what that post title means. All I know is that these are two beautiful gentlemen of color and they FUCK LIKE CHAMPS. Oh, and “Castro Supreme“ is definitely going on my “Michael Xavier’s Favorite Names In Porn” list. Good thing Phoenix […]
In Dick Dorm World, The “Goalie” Gets Fucked
I would probably watch more sportsball games if this is what happened to the losers (voluntarily of course)! In Dick Dorm, when you let one in the goal – they let one (or several) IN YOU. Several good-looking frat types tape one guy into the […]
Reality Dudes: Aston Long And Slim Tag-Team Tyler McDaniels
Still not calling it Reality Thugs! *bows* Hey, here’s a hot three-way in which Tyler McDaniels get dicked by two dudes – Aston Long and Slim. “Slim” by the way, does not refer to his penis. You’ll note that when you check out the promo […]
Reality [Name Redacted]: Keith Tyson And Drizzy Drey Settle A Loan With Blowjobs
If only every loan could be repaid in this fashion! The latest scene from Reality…how much do I not want to call it “Thugs?” It just sounds so racist. It’s hot action, and I’ll blog about it because it is, but seriously, guys. Dizzy Drey […]
It’s Come To This: Butt Pong At The Dick Dorm
Fraternity hazing has come so far. I honestly thought Reality Dudes’ Dick Dorm couldn’t top that butt sundae insanity from a couple of weeks back. But no, they just played a game of beer pong in some guy’s asshole. Hey, at least it’s less messy […]