UPDATE: In a huge rush to get this post up, I forgot to credit Str8upgayporn for the gif and the screencaps. The writing was mine? *cringes* Not my proudest moment. Sorry, Zach. Logo’s Finding Prince Charming premieres tonight. Hosted by Lance Bass, “Finding Prince Charming” […]
Up until recently Joshua James Duggar was known best for his role on that heinous TLC show 19 kids and counting. Recently we learned that Duggar beyond being a hate spewing bigot is also a fucking pedophile. It sickens me how garbage can masquerade as […]
Dan Osborne might not be much of a name on this side of the pond, but you might know him as “that guy who hypnotized Tom Daley with his bulge“ on Splash! (the British version of the international celebrity diving competition franchise). Considering he was […]
Spencer Matthews appears on Made In Chelsea, a popular reality TV show in the UK. Think MTV’s old Laguna Beach/The Hills shows with posher accents and (somehow) more tanning. That’s him on the right, bathing with a friend. Anyway, slutty Spencer’s cock has been released […]
I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that there’s nothing secretive about the sex I want to have with him. I’d shout it off a rooftop: “I want to lick Joey Camasta’s ass! […]
Have we all watched the first episode of The Onion‘s genius reality TV spoof Sex House? Though I realize it’s nowhere near as exciting as Allen Silver‘s hairy DILF taint or Broke Straight Boys‘ model Kodi struggling to suck a huge ginger cock, let’s all […]
If you didn’t watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion special and you actually care about the show or spoilers, you might want to stop reading this post right now. On that note, you might also want to stay out of the comments section, where I […]
Somehow, we neglected to write about this hot dude flashing his pubes for photographer Rick Day. This is particularly unacceptable considering he was a contestant on the most recent season of Survivor, and people love to wank to pictures of D-List reality television stars. So, […]
Blake Shelton recently told MTV News (via Unicorn Booty) that, like the rest of the world, he wants The Voice‘s co-judge Adam Levine’s dick #INHISBUTT. Who doesn’t? Here’s what he said: All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on […]
