Does anyone else watch The Voice? If so, did you throw your remote at the television screen when Blake Shelton chose sort-of-okay Charlotte Sometimes over the sheer perfection known as Lex Land? I did… Look, I’m willing to forgive Blake for that whole homophobic tweet […]
Tag: reality shows
Underwear Drawer: Speedos On “The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes”
Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive […]
Who Would You Rather?: Snooki’s Alleged Babydaddy Or The Guy She Was Doing Before
Is the term “guido” racist? The original opening sentence to this post used it. Then I was like…is “brotha” racist? When I use “fag” (which I rarely do) am I being homophobic despite the fact that I rim guys? It’s a blogging minefield! These are […]
Snooki And The Taller One With The Boobs Out “The Situation”
I know her name is JWoww. It’s just that their show is such an tumor on America that I hesitate to give them the searchable link. This is kind of an interesting bit, though. Because if you squint and then have someone kick you in […]
Celebrity Skin: Gareth Thomas
Gareth Thomas has retired from professional “footie” (look – vernacular) but that doesn’t mean he’s retired from the public eye. The first openly gay pro rugby player is now a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Just like here in the U.S., the […]
The Artist Formerly Known As Tag Eriksson
Porn performer Tag Eriksson (legal name Fredrik Eklund) has put his pants on and is now selling something on video besides dick. He’s one of the stars of Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing New York, which premieres on March 7. That’s the spin-off of the one […]
Who Would You Rather?: MTV’s “Battle Of The Exes”
They still play this shit? When MTV’s current season of The Real World is over, they farm the cast members out to participate in brutal athletic challenges in foreign lands. It sounds like some sort of human trafficking but it’s not, it’s just cable. One […]
Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes. Yep. Absolutely. Will do. Si. American Idol started up again. The ratings are low (I blame J.Lo. I also blame J. Lo for not being able to geographically target my Tweets, the Dow Jones, and that irritating […]
Would You Hit That?: The Newest “Bachelor”
Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down […]
Would You Hit That?: Jonathan Cheban
PR guru Jonathan Cheban has the dubious honor of being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. Poor bastard. You will probably see Cheban on the regular more often. He’s got his own reality show on E! (Spin Crowd) and he was flour-bombed in NYC yesterday by a […]