And you know they’re gonna eventually blame the gays for this bullshit! In March of 2010, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt rolled up on George Lopez’s show and revealed that she glues Swarovski crystals to her nethers to pretty em’ up. This might account for why her […]
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Shut The Fuck Up, Blake Shelton
(He’s actually not that bad-looking, so I used the least attractive pic I could find to illustrate my point.) Blake Shelton reads like he might be a big ole’ dickhead. – J. Harvey To find out why, Follow the JUMP:
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Make Dat Money
So, um, there was a whole lot of crying on last night’s episode of Drag Race, eh? Not even from the contestants or judges! It was mostly just us shedding tears every time LOGO blocked our views with a giant ad for the NewNowNext Awards. […]
Meet Showtime’s “Gigolos”
In humanity’s ongoing quest to turn every occupation ever into a reality TV series, Showtime brings you Gigolos! They should really use that exclamation point. It’s the story of five male hookers trying to make it big (please hold your penile implant jokes til’ the […]
Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Eric Daman
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Who Would You Rather?: American Idol Edition
We haven’t been keeping up with the latest season of American Idol, but it seems like it’s a total sausage fest. Only three of the remaining contestants are of the female persuasion, which makes us wonder when America suddenly decided to start hating women. Not […]
Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Sonia Dara
Jay-Z, Lance Armstrong, Lauryn Hill and David Beckham. What do these four people all have in common? They’ve all appeared before the lens of cubby (and seriously hot) photographer Jonathan Mannion. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, the eight remaining contestants joined their ranks. […]
Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Rachel Zoe
We’d much rather swoon over hot guys and baby animals. Of course, when it comes to generally adorable things, we’ll settle on a cuddly creature posing with contestants from America’s Next Top Model. While celebrity stylist (ugh) Rachel Zoe simultaneously whored out her faux fur […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: RuPaul-a-Palooza
Things got musical on last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, as the six remaining queens performed covers of RuPaul‘s new single “Superstar”. From punk to reggae, each contestant was assigned their own individual genre to butcher to their utmost potential. Jody Watley, Carmen Electra […]
Wanna Be On Top?: ANTM Does Francesco Carrozzini
Things were flaming on last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model. The ten remaining contestants walked the runway in designs by Geoffrey Mac, who J. Alexander helpfully reminded us (at least five or seven times) has worked with Lady Gaga. We should also mention […]