We’re in the middle of the World Series, and not being a gigantic sports fan, my main concern is – are the now famous Red Sox beards attractive? Do my beloved Boston boys look good with the beards they began growing in spring training? Or […]
Let’s be honest. When you see these pictures of Boston Red Sox player Mike Napoli shirtless and dousing himself with uncorked champagne, Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out” is playing in your head. And that is happening for two reasons: 1. You desperately want Napoli to […]
Bet you cocksluts didn’t know that Taylor Lautner played for OUR team. It’s true.When he’s not making shitty movies, he’s here in Boston putting on cleats and taking the field. Ok, that’s really Jacoby Ellsbury. He’s like Taylor Lautner at center field but hotter and […]
While casting my dirty perv net out into the murky Internet waters to snag something attractive, I pulled up major league baseball pitcher Brad Penny. We used to swoon over him when he played for our Red Sox, but it’s not like he lost any […]
After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, you were probably expecting another Battle of The Booty, right? Well, you guessed wrong, because we’re toning it down for this week’s edition of iPhone Wars. All of today’s competitors are (unfortunately) fully clothed. The last time […]
