A long, long time ago, I can still remember how his chest hair used to get me riled, and I knew if I had my chance that I could get inside his pants… And maybe then he’d fuck me for awhile. But, oh this boy […]
Brett Favre certainly isn’t a quitter, eh? The forty-one year-old quarterback refuses to retire from football, and it seems that he takes a similar approach with the ladies. Deadspin uncovered some stalker-like messages that the Minnesota Vikings player sent during his time with the New […]
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
Oh, Malachi Marx! Despite what some of "a single gay fragment" in his body and retirement quite often. First, we caught you having sex with a woman on camera, as you
Our dear friends at The Sword have promised some "exciting news" about Aiden Shaw's return to porn, and I've already got my cock out in anticipation. Actually, it's just out because they posted a video of him talking about his big dick. His voice is […]
If you're a fan of bottom boy porn star Giovanni Summers, you may be disappointed because he is retiring! Summers didn't have a prolific or necessarily wildly successful career, but I'm sure his small fan base will be a little upset… until the next twinky […]
In a recent interview with the BBC, Angelina Jolie said that she will not be acting very long. "I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day," says Angelina. Hmmm…how old are her kids? Isn't […]
