If this bearded fellow looks familiar, it’s because you’ve seen him before in my dear co-blogger’s “Must Watch: A Bear With A Butt Candle” post (which I pretty much made him write). His name is Jake Dibeler, and I am one-hundred percent addicted to his […]
Tag: Rihanna
Ryan Phillippe, Say It Isn’t So!
You can’t see it, but I’m wearing a black veil today due to Ryan Phillippe telling Page Six that he’s considering retiring from acting permanently. You vacuous cherub, you can’t! You’re so adorable, and you have a nice body. Sure, the apex of your career […]
Aural Only: Rihanna & Britney
If you’re the type of person who cares about headline-grabbing pop star collaborations, you’re going to wonder why it’s taken us “so long” to write about this. To be perfectly honest, we listened to Britney Spears and Rihanna‘s new version of “S&M” several times yesterday, […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Brown
Why are we posting Chris Brown‘s dick pic? It’s not because it’s long and tasty, we’ll tell you that much. Frankly, the gay media reaction to this has been downright heinous*. Example: “Chris Brown may have bust up Rihanna’s face, but that does not stop […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Sausage Fest
Admit it! You’re totally into ladies. Well, at least that’s true when it comes to your musical taste. It’s been somewhere around seven or eight weeks since a male artist has cracked the top five on our Weekly Top Ten countdown, and we’re still on […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
We’ve all seen music videos where singers complain about the media. Madonna‘s done it. Britney‘s done it. Hell, even fucking Ashlee Simpson‘s done it. The concept is overplayed, but it’s going to be around as long as there are celebrities and people desperate enough to […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Gay Men Vs. Dancing Queens
In one corner, we have openly gay performers Kendall and Ricky Martin. Although they’re both very different artists, the two men have just released surprisingly mellow singles. And they both appear shirtless (or wearing less) in their new music videos. Their competitors, Robbie Williams and Rihanna, […]
Wild Card: The Island of Misfit Songs
Isn’t the holiday season all about second chances? We’re just making that up. Because Love Actually taught us that the holiday season can be about whatever you pretend it’s about. Either way, this week’s Wild Card round brings back ten old favorites, all competing for […]
Weekly Top Ten: Why Isn’t Adele Winning This?
We don’t mean any disrespect to Pink, Cher or the variety of talented vocalists on our Weekly Top Ten countdown. But, um, how is it possible that Adele isn’t the number one song? It’s almost as if you guys haven’t even listened to “Rolling In […]
Weekly Top Ten: Pink Stomps On Katy’s Face
Well, this is becoming a bit of a trend! For the sixth week in a row, bad-ass pop star Pink has rocked our Weekly Top Ten countdown, despite the controversial return of Katy Brand‘s number one hit “Firework”. The two singers will duke it out […]