As you know – *ahem* – so yeah, we’re a little behind this week. Every goddamn blog (gay, straight, everybody else) is posting about the extreme sexy going on at the Olympics. It’s like the universe saw exactly how fucked up the setting was this […]
Tag: Rio
Anjinhorio Wants To See What Happens
With you! That’s pretty much all anjinjorio’s profile says. But do you really need anymore? He’s from Rio and looks like that. “See what happens” could mean anything! It could mean let’s have coffee, and then use the lube! It could mean fuck coffee, fuck […]
Would You Hit That?: Tom Brady Post-Wedding
New England Patriots star player and Superbowl MVP Tom Brady was the golden boy who could do no wrong here in Boston. Handsome, dedicated, and “aw, shucksy.” The essence of masculinity. He has creamed plenty a jean among Patriots fans. Then he married supermodel Gisele […]
Top or Bottom: Rio
This scruffy lad in a wrestling singlet goes by the name of Rio. In a few moments, you’re about to see him strip out of said singlet to reveal a round, jockstrap-clad ass. The pictures may also involve his thick cock, equipped with a needs-to-be-in-me-now […]
Quickie: William Prazeres
We encourage you to drop your pants around your ankles, because they’re destined to wind up there after getting a glimpse of William Prazeres. This sexy male model made his debut in Rio earlier this year, and we’ve had our eyes on him ever since. […]
Jesus Luz Gets Record Deal For Being Pretty
atrociously hot Brazilian model with a famous girlfriend. Madge has allegedly enlisted club legend Victor Calderone to secretly produce the entire album help polish Jesus' work. Rumor has it that her own vocals appear on one of his demos, but sources claim their presence on […]