Tristan Hamilton is a filmmaker based in Australia, but he pays his bills by “exploiting his assets”. For the record, those are his own words, and we’re pretty sure they just mean he’s a model. In fact, you may have seen him on the internet […]
Tag: Robert Pattinson
Who Would You Rather?: Twilight Edition
Team Jacob or Team Edward? This is kind of a life or death situation. And we mean that in the literal sense. Jacob Black is a living and breathing werewolf twink, while his rival Edward Cullen is equipped with a dead, cold and sparkly vampire cock. While […]
David Duchovny Is Gay For Everyone
Taylor Lautner. Woody Allen. Garry Shandling. What do these three men have in common? Although you might not expect it, the answer is quite simple–David Duchovny would go gay for all of them. And that was only the beginning of the Californication and X-Files star's […]
Unlockables: Smirk It Out
ANTM and porn stars, and you can clearly see that it works for photographer Mike Ruiz (see above, read our interview
“I Have Wanted Nothing More Than To Feel A Rock Hard Sparkling Dick Inside Of Me.”
The Twilight dildo popped up on the internet back in August, and we're not really sure why we never wrote about it. For those who aren't familiar this exciting product, it's basically a dildo that sparkles. Exactly why does it sparkle you ask? Because that's […]
Twilight Is So Gay
A recent issue of Entertainment Weekly features a photo of Twilight heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kissing their co-star Kristen Stewart on the cheeks. Who cares, right? Well, here's the fun part–the pages can be folded for a little vampire-on-werewolf action. Hilarious! I haven't seen the […]
Johnny Depp Is Actually The Sexiest Man Alive
Remember how Robert Pattinson was just announced this morning that their pick for Sexiest Man Alive is actually Johnny Depp. He's following in the footsteps of Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law and… well, himself. I'm totally cool with Johnny Depp taking […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Quickie: Three Photos of Robert Pattinson
When it comes to my boner, Robert Pattinson is hit or miss. I can't pretend that I don't understand the appeal of him (like some of you), but I also can't comprehend why anyone would go crazy over him. There are times when he looks […]
Popular Demand: Celebrity Skin and MANHUNT Models
Even though former Duran Duran guitarist Warren Cuccurullo's naked pics were most viewed last week, the hottest topic was obviously the grand finale of our MANHUNT model Who Would You Rather? series. The fifty-two comments on the post ranged everywhere from cheering for your favorite […]