Holy hump day! Why are these twinks sexually violating Eve, the beloved robot from Pixar’s animated film WALL-E? Wait, are you telling me it’s just a RealTouch? One of those mechanical sex toys that are so cool you couldn’t even blame us if we were […]
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Aural Only: Rihanna
Screw waiting for a music video! Rihanna‘s latest single “What’s My Name?” just hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100, which means we’ll be adding it to tomorrow’s Weekly Top Ten countdown. The song finds the Bajan pop princess bringing back a dash of […]
Caption This: Snoop Dogg
This week's caption-worthy image may be lacking in the sexuality department, but it more than makes up for it with its WTF-factor. Thanks to my younger relatives, I've learned that watching children's show Yo Gabba Gabba! is basically like having an acid trip. So what […]
How Did Cheyenne Do On 30 Rock?
Let's be real. This post is mostly an excuse to link to that alleged joining the cast, I got extremely excited in my pants (and my heart). With his debut behind us, I'm feeling a little underwhelmed. Cheyenne's great on stage, but I'm having doubts […]
Disguise Your Effeminate Son!
Considering that a few of you took The Onion's
Gay Marriage = Robot Marriage
At an anti gay-marriage rally in North Carolina David Gibbs III had some interesting analogies for gay marriage. Of course, we've heard the usual bestiality, pedophilia and polygamy comparisons but now you can add robots to the list! Speaking at the rally, Gibbs said, ""Why […]