ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in […]
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Secret Sex: Terry Richardson
Yes, I chose the most ridiculous picture ever to lead into this post, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d sleep with Terry Richardson. It’s not just because he’s a famous photographer with oodles of famous clients. Honestly, there’s no ulterior motives whatsoever. I […]
The Situation Puts A Situation In My Pants
The cast of Jersey Shore has been busy filming their new season in Miami (someone please explain that logic to me), and the paparazzi caught a few shots of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stripping down in public. Thanks to these pictures, I now have a […]
Mark My Words, Jersey Score Will Have You Pumping More Than Your Fists…
ashamed of lusting after them too, but that won't stop us from jerking off to Jet Set Men To see more from previews of this flick, follow the JUMP:
Must Watch: Jersey Shore XXX
MTV‘s Jersey Shore is everyone’s guilty pleasure at the moment. It seems like America can’t get enough of greasy haired guidos and guidettes fist pumping, tanning and getting completely trashed. Everyone from SNL to Jay Leno have spoofed the show and now the porn industry […]
Secret Sex: The Jersey Shore Boys
As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]