ITEM – Don’t hate George Clooney because he’s still beautiful at 50. Today is the former Facts of Life and Roseanne (what, those were important roles!) star’s birthday. Many of these celebrities are having their faces mutilated and rat poison injected into their mugs to […]
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Glee & Roseanne Receive XXX Parody Treatment
Yes, there will be a straight porn parody of Glee. We're not sure how the hetero crowd hopped on that opportunity before us, but I think someone needs to take responsibility for creating a gay version ASAP. It's up to you to decide whether Kurt […]
Roseanne Tears Chris Brown A New One
Chris Brown proved that he's not only a cowardly wife beater but also an insincere rat. He issued this statement regarding his assault on girlfriend Rihanna: "Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the […]