He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
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“Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix”
As far as we know, the headline above isn’t a joke. It’s what happens when runners Tyson Gay and Walter Dix compete against one another. We know this isn’t the first time something like this has occurred, but this seriously takes it to a whole […]
Kellan Lutz Isn’t A Very Good Underwear Model
My morning train ride doesn’t usually involve a raging hard-on. But today was different from the other days. While I was minding my business and scribbling in my notepad, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. It just so happened to be […]
Man, This Is Why I Hate Winter…
This is a picture of Hugh Jackman. He is running outdoors and wearing clothes. Why am I posting this? Because I have a bone to pick with Mother Nature. This bitch needs to stop making it cold. When it's warm outside, sexy celebrities will run […]
Shia LeBeouf Goes For A Shirtless Jog
Shia LeBeouf sure must be tired, because he's been running through my mind all morning. Oh wait. What's this you say? He's actually running? Shirtless? Now that's a sight I need to see! Is anyone else imagining that he's running over to your place, prepared […]
Nike Ad Brings New Meaning to ‘Nice Shoes. Wanna F**k?’
The latest ad for Nike's Free 5.0 takes place on a fictional nudist running camp called Bear Butte (not to be confused with