ITEM – Certified dumb bitch (and Olympic gold medalist, I should probably add that) Ryan Lochte re-enacted the iconic cover to Nirvana’s “Nevermind” for ESPN’s “Music” issue. First off, why does a sports mag have a “Music” issue? Secondly, ugh. The shot doesn’t even show […]
ITEM – Sexy (but straight) British actor Jamie Bell’s semen works. His actress wife Evan Rachel Wood is knocked up. They got married last October, and I’m still salty at this bitch for stealing my man! Evan’s tweet: Remember when i said, “No baby on […]
The Royals are reportedly super pissed at Prince Harry for showing off his fiery goods to those camera phone-wielding wenches in Vegas. They need to loosen up their bustles, hoopskirts and assorted finery, and chill the fuck out. This ain’t Downton Abbey! It’s Vegas 2012! […]
Gross. It’s becoming evident that Ryan Lochte is what I like to call a silent beauty. He opens his mouth and the hotness goes right the fuck away. The Olympic gold medalist with that STUPID ASS grille might be the reason ballgags or my cock […]
Shit got real in my household during Friday night’s Olympic Opening Ceremonies. Those new Apple ads aired, and my partner became incensed. He’s a complete and total MacHead. He could talk about Apple products until you got the gas can and a match to use […]
Jayden Hadler (Swimming) We owed our London-bound athletes this post. Someone had to make up for those godawful “official” pics of the US tOlympians that looked like they were taken at the Sears Portrait Studio by one of the cashiers. Who was high at the […]
It’s ok if you think you’re in love with a merman. We all are after looking at these pictures. This is swimming sensation Ryan Lochte. He has the aquatic prowess of Michael Phelps, but he’s a helluva lot cuter. Lochte’s from New York and he’s […]
Have you seen all the sexy male athletes who posed for ESPN‘s Body Issue? If I was hosting an orgy and being extraordinarily picky about who I invited, every single one of these guys would be on the guest list. Seriously! These men are one-hundred […]
