American Idol Season 8 competitor Nathaniel Marshall is moonlighting in porn for sites like Extra Big DicksĀ under the moniker of “Jaydn Daniels“. He’s got a new scene out opposite Joey Cooper. We understand why. Once you’ve had to deal with annoying Ryan Seacrest’s short ass, […]
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Celebrity Skin: Mike Shouhed
Mike Shouhed is a cast member on Bravo‘s Shahs of Sunset. As a general rule, I tend to avoid any television show produced by Ryan Seacrest, so I can say with the utmost certainty that I’m legitimately uncertain whether he’s famous enough to qualify for […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: New Year’s Eve Television Hosts
I am taking the insane step of being in New York City on New Year’s Eve this year. Actually, if you’re a New Yorker and you’re in the vicinity of our new Times Square billboard on NYE day, come look for me! I’m doing man-on-the-street […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: CNN Money’s 40 Under 40
Here’s a few dudes that we’re all probably going to be working for someday. They’ve all made CNN Money’s 40 Under 40 list. Seriously, these dudes have $$$$$. I’m already getting massive plastic surgery to become a buxom blonde woman who’s a lady in the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ashton Kutcher To Make 2 1/2 Men Even Worse
ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
He Also Does Bar Mitzvahs
KIIS-FM and Ryan Seacrest are giving away the perfect wedding, complete with a performance by American Idol second runner-up Danny Gokey. I don't know about you, but my definition of a perfect wedding would be completely Gokey-free. Do you think gay couples are eligible to enter the contest, or […]
Will Ferrell’s American Idol Song Is Better Than Kara DioGuardi’s
The producers of American Idol almost invited actor and comedian Will Ferrell to perform on the season finale. But they weren't too thrilled when they read Ferrell's proposal. The song he wrote for the show includes such amazing lyrics as, "Imagine if you will, a […]
Do Ryan and Simon Take The Gay Taunting Too Far?
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are notorious for their exchanges in which they mock one another's sexuality and level of masculinity, but Michael Slezak at PopWatch is calling them out on their "no homo" banter. He wrote, "We live in a country where just last […]