Is there anything sexier than a bareass muscle boy with his dick out in a Santa hat? Yes. SIX OF THEM. Active Duty is on the verge of releasing a 6-man orgy scene just in time for the holidays! Active Duty all-stars Quentin Gainz, Princeton […]
Happy Christmas Eve, everyone! Take off your pants! It’s finally actually almost Christmas, and what better way to celebrate than with a big pile of boys being boys? While you’re trapped at home with family or stuck working on Christmas eve, here’s hoping the […]
Thanksgiving is already half over. Time for Christmas! Oh, America. You move so fast, who can keep up! Since it’s already basically Christmas season (or if you’re Michael’s Arts and Crafts store, we’re already about 1/3 the way through Christmas season), Peter Fever is out with […]
I’ve said this before on numerous occasions, but I’m a big ol’ Grinch when it comes to Christmas porn. It just drives me nuts that some studios think it’s okay to throw a Santa hat on some random muscle jock, film him fucking like any […]
It’s been three years since we’ve checked in with Auckland-based artist Don Chooi‘s homoerotic Santa Claus series, so we figured we’d pop over to his Tumblr to see what he’s been up to since then. Turns out, things have become a bit more tame since […]
Meet George Alvin! You might know him as retired Cocky Boys model Max Ryder, a man who was once seen getting his hole jizzed upon by Jim Kerouac and Scott Bennet. Now that he’s done doing things like sitting on Colby Keller‘s dick, he’s moved […]
Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing […]
Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should […]
You can call me a Grinch, but for the most part, I really loathe the majority of Christmas-themed porn. You can’t just slap Santa hats onto a bunch of muscle jocks and expect me to unleash my (warm, creamy and quite plentiful) holiday spirit onto […]
