I’ve said this before on numerous occasions, but I’m a big ol’ Grinch when it comes to Christmas porn. It just drives me nuts that some studios think it’s okay to throw a Santa hat on some random muscle jock, film him fucking like any […]
It’s been three years since we’ve checked in with Auckland-based artist Don Chooi‘s homoerotic Santa Claus series, so we figured we’d pop over to his Tumblr to see what he’s been up to since then. Turns out, things have become a bit more tame since […]
Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it, and Happy Holidays to the rest of you beautiful bitches! Here’s a video in the spirit of the season. Out2Enroll is “a coalition of organizations who want to help lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people stay healthy […]
Blanche Devereaux had it right. Santa Claus is sexy! He’s burly, hairy, and he brings you gifts from his sack. We waded through a Tumblr search for “sexy Santa” and culled the hottest dudes in red felt hats with pom-poms we could find. You should […]
You can call me a Grinch, but for the most part, I really loathe the majority of Christmas-themed porn. You can’t just slap Santa hats onto a bunch of muscle jocks and expect me to unleash my (warm, creamy and quite plentiful) holiday spirit onto […]
They could be naughtier, but this is YouTube we’re talking about. The gorgeous and shapely gentlemen of Next Door Studios have begun their holiday celebratin’ early in this promo vid. Christmas would be so much more enjoyable if bare-chested porn fuckers in flannel pants and […]
“I WEEEEL BAKE COOOOKEEEEESSS FOR YOOOOUUU.” Meet Aza. She might be everything. This luscious overbite princess likes her a “Hunky Santa.” She wants to sit on his lap and bake cookies for him. She wants to smother his naked torso with kisses. She wants to […]
I’m a cynical asshole, so my first response to this was to clown on it. But then I realized that the flamboyant singer Sean Chapin is cute (see?) and this took some effort. He even plays multiple roles! He’s Santa, a sassy elf, and even […]
Don Chooi is an Auckland-based artist who creates erotic drawings for admirers of big, hairy men. He has an annual tradition of depicting Santa Claus as a hulking muscle bear, slutting it up in a variety of saucy pin-up poses, and it should be noted […]
