Welcome to Wanna Be On Top, our newly branded series of recaps for America’s Next Top Model‘s sixteenth cycle. Unfortunately, the question in the title of this post isn’t referring to the hot, scruffy hair stylist in the picture above. But if it did, our […]
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ANTM: Erin Wasson
“I know you guys love some A. Wang.” You can’t make this shit up. Those were actual words that came out of model Erin Wasson‘s mouth, as she appeared on last night’s premiere of America’s Next Top Model. An exemplary representation of reality television’s power […]
ANTM: Patricia Field
I know you’re distracted by the bulging pectorals in the picture above, but this post is actually about the woman to the right. Well, technically it’s about thirteen women competing for the chance to become America’s Next Top Model. Want to see penises? There’ll be plenty […]
ANTM: Diane Von Fürstenberg
Well, this is eerily relevant. Last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model found the fourteen contestants confronting the issue of teen bullying, as they were forced to paint hateful language all over their bodies. Of course, there was a twist! The girls were challenged […]
ANTM: Welcome To High Fashion
Did anyone catch the premiere of America’s Next Top Model? Of course you did! Given that you knew I’d be writing about it, you obviously tuned in just so you could read my post and comment with your thoughts. That was very considerate of you. […]